I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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