ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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