it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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