benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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