your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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