dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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