I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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