she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
