Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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