I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
