Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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