If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Everclear isn't food dammit
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
