The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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