To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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