Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
