No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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