My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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