If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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