I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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