DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't turn off my feet"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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