Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
you never un-have a 4some
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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