And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Can I color on your dick again?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
