just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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