i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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