I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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