He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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