my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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