i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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