he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
tell me about the fingering
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