Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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