nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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