I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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