You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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