She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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