You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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