But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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