Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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