"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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