He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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