the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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