Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
