It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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