sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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