just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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