those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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