Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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