Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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