i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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