We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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