what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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