You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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