god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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