with your own penis?
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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