Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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