god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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